Face Analyzer

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FACEANALYZER is the word’s ‘only fully automatic face analyzer’ so I thought I’d better give it a go using this photo from my wedding.

I came up as 17% East Indian, 32% Southern European, 1% Anglo Saxon, 35% Korean/Japanese and 16% Chinese. It also gave me an intelligence rating of 6.5, a Risk Rating of 5.2, an Ambition rating of 6.0, a Gay Factor rating of 1.3, honor rating of 5.4, Politeness rating of 6.2, Income rating of 6.5, Sociability rating of 6.4 and Promiscuity rating of 3.9.

It said my archetype was ‘White Collar’ and gave me the following description:

‘You especially enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of your simple pleasures. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples’ possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types

You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments for certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types’ view of you

Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.

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2 Responses to “Face Analyzer”

  1. Swade Says:

    I’m going to have to try that.

    How did you agree with their assessment, you 33% indo-Chinese, you.

  2. kel Says:

    tried to trick it with a photo of our scruffy dog - it didn’t pick it’s nationality, no wonder since he has a bit of long haired chihuahua, papillion, maltese, shitszu and terrier in him!