Have you ever had a fantasy or secret ambition that maybe one day you could be a ventriloquist?

No - me neither.

But if we had then i’ve just found the PERFECT page for US!!!

It is conveniently titled Instructions on How to Talk Without Moving Your Lips! Here is step one (of many):

1. You may not believe this, but you are 50% a ventriloquist already.

Just relax your jaw…relax…relax… OK now gently open your lips slightly.

Now in your normal voice say the vowels: A, E, I, O, U

Congratulations! You just spoke without moving your lips!

Wow! I can’t wait til ‘V’ comes home tonight to try that out on her. I’m going to freak her out and make her think that the the pot-plant in our dining room is talking to her.

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