This is an hilariously written article on Britney Spears’ “letters of truth” which appear on her official website, britneyspears.com:

I want to thank Britney Spears for opening my eyes. Not only has she been giving us insights into her mind, she has been offering us advice that can shape our lives! She’s more than a pop princess. She’s a pop guru.

Here’s what I’ve learned from Britney’s letters, and here’s how it made me a better person.

1. APPRECIATE YOUR MOM’S HOT BODY.
2. KEEP NICKNAMES FOR YOUR SECOND HUSBAND SIMPLE.
3. SAVOR YOUR TIME WITH LITERATURE.
4. LEARN THE ARTS.
5. BE GRACIOUS.
6. TAKE TIME TO ENJOY THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE.
7. UNDERSTAND THE COOKING/MOTHERHOOD PARALLEL.
8. EXPERIENCE THE CLOSEST THING TO GOD.

Read why »

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