Jessica’s Special Talent
“Jessica burps the alphabet better than me. She has better wind and she is a much louder belcher.” - Ashlee Simpson
“Jessica burps the alphabet better than me. She has better wind and she is a much louder belcher.” - Ashlee Simpson
Nick Lachay reportedly gave Jessica Simpson a 5,000-square-foot California Closet. Since the standard 6-by-2-footer will set you back a little more than $1,000, you do the math. Source
“Our relationship is better than it’s ever been. We are absolutely not breaking up.”
- on reports that her marriage to Nick Lachey was on the rocks.
When Jessica was twelve years old, her dad Joe handed her a promise ring and vowed to remain a virgin until the day she married. Joe said
“What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man. I’m going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place.”
“My mom was so worried that because of my long body and dwarf legs, I would grow up looking strange. So every night, before I went to bed, she would pull them and stretch them so they would be in proportion with the rest of my body!”
Uh, yeah right. Guess who’s genes Jessica got?
Gossip Sources tell In Touch magazine that 98 Degrees star Nick Lachey is trying to convince wife Jessica Simpson to start a family. The singer is “planting the seeds in Jessica’s head that he is looking forward to becoming a father - in a big way,” one said. ” He knows Jessica isn’t exactly ready, but he wants her to know it’s on his radar and that having a baby is something that can’t be brushed under the carpet. He wants Jessica to start thinking about it.” In response to those who feel it might hamper Jessica’s career, Nick reasoned to a pal, “If we have a baby, it’ll add a dimension and keep people interested. I don’t think it’ll be a hindrance to Jessica’s career, I think it would endear her even more to fans.” Source
“I’ve seen her in her real shorts and she is looking really good, I have to tell you. She’s been working out like so hard…just being on the treadmill for like two hours a day and all that kind of stuff,” said Ashlee.
“Jessica never tries to be sexy,” Joe Simpson, a former Baptist minister, tells GQ. “She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!” Source
For weeks, glossy celebrity-focused magazines have claimed that there was marital trouble between Jessica Simpson and her husband, Nick Lachey. And for weeks, the couple did not respond. But silence rarely proves golden in Hollywood, even when talking means rewarding one’s detractors.
“I said to Jessica’s dad, ‘Silence is keeping the story going because the reporting we have is one-sided,’ ” said Janice Min, editor in chief at Us Weekly. “I explained to him that nothing would be more powerful than hearing straight from Jessica.”
So Us Weekly, which had questioned the marriage itself several times in its pages, landed an exclusive interview and photo shoot with Ms. Simpson, Mr. Lachey and Ms. Simpson’s father. The Dec. 13 issue featured a six-page story with the cover headline “We’re Not Over!”, contradicting Us Weekly’s earlier reports.
“We had compelling reporting that there were problems,” Ms. Min said, “but still, to be able to hear straight from the source, that was the most compelling evidence of all.”
JESSICA SIMPSON’s manager dad JOE was accused of selling his soul to the devil by his Christian friends when he turned his pop star daughter into a sex symbol.
The former youth minister in Texas once tried to sell the idea of his then-teenage daughter to Christian record labels, but he quickly realised her look and her sizeable bust was making her more than just a pop singer. He says, “Her chest is ahead of her by about two or three feet. It gets there before she does.”
Simpson then quit his job to become a full-time manager when bigger record companies became interested in his daughter, upsetting the elders in his church. He recalls, “I was accused of, ‘Your daughter doesn’t love God anymore; you’ve forsaken the church. All of that. “I was like, ‘You don’t even know me or know my family. How can you say that?’”
But Simpson does admit that he does regret some of the racy photoshoots that his daughter has appeared in over the years: “Part of this is a learning process. When we started we weren’t equipped with how to say no.” Source