Caption Contest
Ok - now that the prosecution has rested its case and we can all have a breather - lets have a little fun. What caption would you put on this photo? No winners - but add your captions in comments below and tell us which are your favorites.
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May 5th, 2005 at 8:59 pm
Don’t you DARE fall off again… I can only afford glue now
May 5th, 2005 at 11:52 pm
nope… it didn’t just grow
May 5th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
ok then… i’m not wearing womens underware…
May 5th, 2005 at 11:54 pm
hmmm… i think its time that i sharpen this thing again, it’s a bit blunt…
May 5th, 2005 at 11:55 pm
hey… they were right! i DO go cross eyed if i follow my finger all the way up to my nose…
May 6th, 2005 at 12:38 am
That’s funny, I can see my finger touching it, but I can’t feel anything. Is that a side affect of plastic?
May 6th, 2005 at 4:00 am
Peter Pan?…I hope they don’t notice that I’m really Pinocchio
May 6th, 2005 at 4:35 am
Let me think………. which nose did I put on today?
May 6th, 2005 at 4:42 am
Shweeew - eventhough I told all those lies it didn’t grow!
May 6th, 2005 at 4:45 am
If the nose fits, you must acquit !
May 6th, 2005 at 5:59 am
If I just keep my finger here, it should stay on.
May 6th, 2005 at 6:44 am
Is this really the nose I should have worn to court today, or should I have gone with the lighter shade?
May 6th, 2005 at 6:59 am
“Ahhhh…it still smells a little like McCauley!!”
May 6th, 2005 at 7:04 am
OMG - Wayne I think you won the caption contest. LOL
May 6th, 2005 at 7:21 am
“This nose, through all it’s transformations, has taught me so much. It has taught me how cruel people can be to each other. It has taught me that outside appearnaces are so much more important to people than what is on the inside. It has taught me that there is no way to please those to whom another person’s pain is merely fodder for their own entertainment. I wanted to give the world my music, and to show my appreciation for all that has been given me, but I see now that people have lost the ability to believe in love and kindness. Gentleness reaps only suspicion, and people see only the reflection of their own dark sides when they look at others who seem “different”. I wish that somehow the surgeons had been able to block from my nose the stench of hatred and cruelty that I smell around me everyday, but I guess that is a job for a surgeon of a higher order than any who reside on earth.”
May 6th, 2005 at 8:11 am
When is all this @$#*% going to be over?
May 6th, 2005 at 8:57 am
Christ, that reminds me, I have to go and buy the rights to Woody The Woodpecker!
May 6th, 2005 at 9:13 am
If I move it around, maybe everyone will disappear (like that bewitched girl…)
May 6th, 2005 at 10:24 am
I wonder why my nose is growing, just call me Pinnochio!
May 6th, 2005 at 10:33 am
Hmm.. maybe if I look pensive, they’ll think I’m not guilty. Looking pensive.. yes very pensive..hey is this working yet?
May 6th, 2005 at 10:35 am
DAMN!! missed the hole again!
May 6th, 2005 at 6:15 pm
Hey Pat don’t forget that child molestation reaps an ass beating in the penitentiary. MJ is a big boy, I’m sure these comments aren’t the first to be said about his nose. I think I will stick to feeling bad for the real victim, Pat. That would be the kids(plural) that have accused MJ. In fact, my heart and my feelings go out to every kid that has suffered in silence through the torture and humiliation of being molested. Goodnight.
May 6th, 2005 at 7:03 pm
I traded with “Max” for this one!
May 6th, 2005 at 7:07 pm
#10 Roseena’s is great!
May 7th, 2005 at 5:56 am
I really hope this trial is over soon, I just an not going to be able to hole this damn thing here much longer.
May 7th, 2005 at 6:33 am
Who can I pay off to say nice things about me?
May 7th, 2005 at 6:38 am
Ah, it hasn’t fallen off YET!!!
May 7th, 2005 at 6:39 am
I hope they don’t look under this nail for DNA…. that would stink, if i could smell it.
May 7th, 2005 at 6:56 am
man, i put on the nose with the knick in it
May 7th, 2005 at 7:35 am
Damn! The mask is itching like hell!!!
May 7th, 2005 at 7:38 am
While looking down at the prosecutor his fingers do the moonwalk across his face and he begins to sing; “you wanna be starting something, want to be starting something….., tee-hee-hee!”
May 8th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
Why would I smell little boys underwear. My nose is made of plastic and I can’t smell anything.
May 8th, 2005 at 9:46 pm
I forgot to wash my hands in the mens room, I hope I don’t smell like poo!
May 11th, 2005 at 2:05 am
i thought that if i looked white they wouldn’t try to nail me with this
May 12th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
Let me just adjust this. I should have taken a one way ticket to Brazil.
May 13th, 2005 at 4:34 pm
PHEW it is still there Isant it?
May 17th, 2005 at 11:47 pm
what WAS that song..? oh yes..” I’m forever blowing bubbles….”.