In one notable exchange this week, a flight attendant offered a little courtroom quality time to a prosecutor who questioned her for saying she never saw Jackson cuddle the boy, but did witness the star putting his arm around his accuser.

‘I’m thinking that between the comedians and the lawyers, I like the comedians best’
Prosecutor Gordon Auchincloss: “How do you describe a cuddle?”

Cynthia Ann Bell: “I can show you.”

Auchincloss, to Judge Rodney Melville: “Permission to approach the witness, your honour.”

Bell looked pretty flustered when asked if “servicing the pilots” was part of her job with a charter flight company. Auchincloss rephrased his question to make it clear he wanted to know whether she served meals to the crew.

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