Leno Surrogate Handles Jackson Jokes
‘”As I’m sure you know, I was called as a witness in the Michael Jackson trial,” Leno told his audience Friday night. “I’m going to tell the jury the same thing I’m telling you right now. I only rode that llama once. I didn’t know it was underage.
“I’m not allowed to tell any Michael Jackson jokes. I can still write them,” Leno added before handing the reins to Garrett. The co-star of “Everybody Loves Raymond” then reeled off several one liners, including this one:
“They said this trial will probably last six months, although Michael Jackson asked for some time off to entertain the troops. OK, they’re Cub Scout troops, but they’re still troops.”‘
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