2 Responses to “Prenuptial agreement?”

1. smurf Says:
   December 8th, 2005 at 1:17 am

   Katie Holmes… gold digger?

   Has it occured to anybody that maybe Katie Holmes is the one using a crazy Tom Cruise to further her own career? I mean, I’m not criticizing, I’m just saying you could think of it this way:
   Tom Cruise, driven insane by a lifetime of paparazzi flashes and our extremely homophobic society (I mean, who cares if he’s gay or not?, by the way, don’t you think it’s pretty sad that people have used that as an insult?)–made him go round the bend, and waiting there to catch him was a young t.v. star on the thin line of movie stardom… come on now, this is America! Shouldn’t we be applauding Katie Holmes for making the ultimate capitalist move?
   Sign the papers, and if Cruise is “high on love” enough to forget to sign a pre-nup, good for you. I love Hollywood. Who cares if it’s all lies, it’s so much more entertaining than all that other boring stuff in the news.

   by the way, one of the fundamental beliefs of scientology is that our souls are comprised of the souls of dead aliens who were exiled to earth thousands of years ago. See? It is so obviously not a cult made up by a science ficiton writer… L. Ron Hubbard just happened to coincidentally write a bunch of science fiction books like Battlefield Earth (which I’m not knocking, that movie is awesome). You guys should do their free stress test online at the website–the answer is always : you need to give us money so that we can analyse you with our machines that magically measure your depression level with Hubbard’s “special (read as ‘pretend’) science.” My favorite thing that they do is for marriage counceling, you and your spouse each hook up to a machine, and it supposedly projects an image out of your mind… if it’s the same one as your spouse, you guys have a good marriage! yay! If not, you have to give the scientologists more money. I recently went to the celebrity scientology clinic in new york–everyone there had this glazed over look in their eyes, and kept asking me questions like :
   “True or False–the body is comprised of spiritual particles?”
   “True are false–you are sometimes unhappy?”
   “True or False–you understand that scientology is the only thing that can really help you?”
   in the middle of a supposedly normal conversation where I was just asking basic questions about their beliefs. Who on earth has never been unhappy?
   I think people like that, who prey on the loneliness or instability that so many people suffer from, are pretty f***ing awful. But then again, maybe they’re just good capitalists, like Katie Holmes. Money, money money. I wish I had a big swimmingpool full of it that I could roll around in. I can’t imagine that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ever do anything else in their free time.

2. STACY Says:
   August 16th, 2006 at 11:22 am

   I THINK THAT SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE TOM CRUISE AND START A NEW LIFE WITH HER FAMILY BY HER SIDE RAISING HER CHILD. TOM HAS NO USE BEINGING A FATHER IF CAN’T EVEN EXCEPT KATIE HOLMES WISHES ON HOW SHE WANTS TO MARRY, OR HOW SHE EVEN WANTS TO HAVE A BABY HER WAY. HE NEEDS TO GROW-UP. I USED TO LIKE HIM AS AN ACTOR NOW I CARE NOTHING FOR THE JERK.

3. Amanda Says:
   March 1st, 2007 at 9:48 pm

   Shes Crazy leave his butt!!!!!!!!!

4. Lisa Dergan Says:
   October 19th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

   Man i just love your blog, keep the cool posts comin..

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